The 12 Days of Chavmas



On the 12th day of Chavmas, my true love sent to me:

12 chavvers chavvin'

11 prammers prammin'

10 lads joy-ridin'

9 ladies drinkin'

8 midriffs showin'

7 scallies stealin'

6 teens-a-layin'

5 GOLD RINGS!

4 stolen phones

3 navel studs

2 tracksuit tops

.........and a pikey in burberry!!



Later, GrocerJack