Wednesday 22 May 2019

The Joys of Puppy Parenting

Morning Mugs,

A new addition has arrived in the family. A dog. A puppy dog. 16 weeks old, we've had him 2 weeks now. We got him from a fantastic organisation run by ex-pat volunteers in Cyprus. So he's a Cypriot dog. He's a cross...a mongrel...Heinz 57...call it what you like, I am never going to be the sort of person who insists on pure breed dogs. Rescue dogs have something about them, they seem to know they have been given a chance from where there was little or none when it came to a secure life. Here he is below....



His name is Bertie and we liked it so much we decide to leave it and not change it on arrival. We think it suits him.


So why a Cypriot dog and not one from a UK rescue? Well, we wanted a puppy because we have 2 rather haughty house cats.   One , the girl, seems to start every day with a completely new memory and nothing of what has gone previously, the other is an alpha male Tom and he thinks (or knows) the house is his domain. So we thought a puppy would adapt better to the, and maybe any semblance of maternal instinct and pack leader instinct would help the cats adapt to him. This is a 'work in progress' but after just 2 weeks we think we have a North and South Korea impasse situation. They're not quite playing with each other yet, but there is a tolerance being reached with less bats, hisses and growls from the cats, and less sudden playful movements from Bertie. UK rescues rarely get pups it seems, and when they do the costs seemed quite high. Plus the criteria for acceptance looked overly stringent....we had an insecure back garden but the Cyprus Rescue accepted our word this was going to be fixed with an entire new fence. UK Centres implied it had to be done first before consideration. I understand the desire for perfect adoption homes, but it's counter-productive if you just put barriers in place and won't take people on their word. I do wonder how many potentially excellent dog owners have been put off by what might appear to be overly officious bureaucracy in trying to offer a dog a new home. 

The upshot of this is we have become part time animal psychologists. We are now dog walkers. I am starting my training on Sunday..I will take Bertie of course. I'm now hawk-eye when it comes to spotting toilet time. But also am very adept at quick carpet cleaning and disinfecting. I walk him around the (now secure) garden because he's an inquisitive puppy and if there's a slight flaw then I'm sure he'll find it. My bank balance is poorer for treats, toys, chews and anything else the family think would be good for Bertie. I'm learning how to give him time alone each day and ignore the pitiful whining and crying. I'm learning how lovely it is for him to sleep in his crate in our bedroom at night. I'm learning that there is never a point in the day when I'm not thinking about him or wondering what he's up to. 

I'm remembering just how exhausting a puppy is, but also just how loving they are and how rewarding it is to have them in the the house. 

Welcome to England Bertie, the weather is shit, there are lots of dog snobs, lots of horrible people and lots of dig unfriendly pubs. But they are all outweighed by by the dog lovers, the nice people and the great pubs and places that welcome dogs. Maybe the only thing we can't improve on Cyprus is the weather.

Later Mugs, GJ 

Thursday 9 May 2019

Lynch Mob / Groupthink Britain.

Morning Mugs,

I'm a big fan of the BBC and everything it supplies. Or I was. But there is no doubt it has got more and more rotten recently. It regularly platforms hard right liars and cheats such as Farage, Duncan-Smith, Rees-Mogg...it has interviewed Gerard Batten for fucks sake. The utterly despicable, lying and cheating ERG are often interviewed. Jacob Rees-Mogg, a back bencher gets more BBC TV and radio airtime that Tom Watson or David Lidington.

And then today they sack Danny Baker for a misjudged tweet. He admitted it was a poor judgement call. He apologised. he took the tweet down. But this wasn't enough for the BBC so they sacked him.

It all smacks of a number of things. The first is ageism. Baker is 61 so in my view they had the perfect opportunity to remove an experienced, funny, eccentric presenter and can now replace him with some dull, younger fuckwit in the mould of Dermot O' Leary...surely the dullest, blandest prick to grace a TV or radio station. It also removes a working class presenter, so no doubt they can get some ex-grad presenter in. Someone for the millennials.   It also doffs the cap towards privilege. They can look some minor royals in the eye safe in the knowledge the establishment is less infected by someone from the rougher side of the tracks. 

It was cowardly, craven, overtly politically correct action. It was arse gravy. And now 5 live has lost another listener. LBC may field cunts like Farage, but the allow other presenters to dig him out for the racist gobshite he is. But they have excellence in James O' Brien, Shelagh Fogarty and Eddie Mair and now my speech radio patronage goes there. 

Something is rotten at the core of the BBC. The hipsters and bleeding hearts are in charge now. Expect more blandness. Expect more forced diversity. Expect more PC. Expect less support over the funding model. Because right now I hope they ditch the licence and allow the thing to whither on the vine. Netflix and Prime are the future of ad-free TV. 

In the meantime, the Danny Baker Show podcasts are treasured items on my iPhone. 

Later Mugs, GJ


Growing Older - Part 3 of many

Morning Mugs

I love walking football. It's a great way to get fitter. it allows the over 50s a great way to play the game they love but are excluded from because of a natural inability to compete with much young players. 

However, for the second time yesterday, and after a few weeks of improving play, the other hamstring pulled yesterday. No...I wasn't thinking I was 18 in a 57 year old body this time, it was purely a trainer sticking to the floor and a subsequent tumble which pulled the hammy.

But it does make me question why bother trying to get fit doing something you enjoy. 

Later Mugs, GJ