I have 2 dogs now. After getting the first I very quickly realised what a bunch of horrible fuckers we are when it comes to finding a fucking bin to dump coke scans, baby wipes, red bull cans, cigarette packets, sweet wrappers, tissue paper, cake wrappers, old sock.(yes old socks ffs) and Christ only knows what else. I also discovered some people don't think the responsibility of being a dog owner means picking up your dogs shit after they've had a dump. But walking a dog mens you get top see this because ....well....dogs are greedy fuckers that will eat anything pretty much put in front of them, including some or all of the stuff mentioned above. And I am not at all happy about removing manky old socks from either dogs mouth. Or tissues ..or anything other than a freshly broken stick from a nearby tree.
I mean, how hard is it to just shove the litter in a carrier bag and dump it in one of the numerous bins in the village? I don't want to stereotype but my guess is the majority of the litter is left by teenagers which think it isn't cool to use a bin, or are downright dirty filthy shitbags, or have been too busy fingering or wanking each other in the dark of the corner of the field to remove the leftovers of their pre-fumble feast. At least that's how I remember it......
Dog owners who don't pick up their hounds shit are just lazy parcels of fuckwittery and cuntishness. I'd love to be like Liam Neesson in Taken, so fucking hard that when I saw this happen I could successfully rub the owners faces in the shit and then use their hands to wipe the dogs arse. Having broken their noses first.
Moral? Don't be a lazy, good for nothing littering, dog shit abandoning moron. Because I'm losing my shit over this......
Later Mugs , GJ
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